David Gandy has a new girlfriend, and she seems like a dumb famewhore

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Forgive me for not seeing this story sooner! I know some of you are going to start yelling “WHO?” and I totally agree. These are photos of David Gandy, the biggest male model working today (who is incidentally British, gorgeous and one of my Forever Dongs) with his new girlfriend. Her name is Mollie King, and go ahead and scream “WHO?” at me. She’s a British celebrity, someone who I guess was “discovered” on The X Factor and is now a successful pop artist with her girl-group, The Saturdays. She’s 24 years old.

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Now… I just saw some of these photos of David and Mollie together, but apparently they’ve been dating for a short while now, because I found some photos of them from last month too. Last I heard (or last I was paying attention), David was possibly/probably boning model Lily Cole, the one with the sketchy kewpie face. Incidentally, Lily might have dumped Gandy for Jude Law, so… WTF?

Back to David and Mollie… ugh. I expect my beloved British Celebitches to come in and tell me what Mollie’s deal is. From what I can find, she already seems like a straight-up Kardashian-esque famewhore who is already giving interviews about Gandy. She told the News of the World that Gandy “is really funny. He made me laugh straightaway. He doesn’t take himself too seriously, I wouldn’t like it if he was a poser. He takes the mickey out of me all the time and how tiny I am. He’s used to working with model girls who are all 5ft 10in so he’s always like, ‘Aww, you’re so cute with your massive heels.’ David and I are having a lot of fun. He’s just as good looking in the flesh. He’s a very good looking guy so I’ve never seen him looking bad. He wouldn’t be able to say the same of me I’m sure!”

What the hell, Gandy? I realize that he mostly socializes with other models and some of the B-list celebrities of England, but surely he could do much, much better than this, right?

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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